PRESS RELEASE: FEBRUARY 20, 2020 Lord Thomas Derby, esteemed CEO of DERBY | REYNOLDS—THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™—is entering the 2020 […]
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Orange lives matter with Derby | Reynolds! That’s right!
Orange Lives Matter at Derby Reynolds Read Post »
Account Executives (AEs) and Marketing Directors at Derby Reynolds — THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™ must adhere to a strict daily
Dear LinkedIn community; or shall I address you here within as LIC? I write to you, LIC, with economic and
Jobs are no different than carrots. Like rabbits, we humans work through gravel, grass, sand, water and dirt to find
Boosting Career Value Begins by Being the Carrot, Not a Rabbit Read Post »
Our CEO and LORD of ALL, Lord Thomas Derby, recorded this version of the “12 Days of Christmas” last year
Lord Derby Performs “The 12 Days of Working” Holiday Medley! FREE MP3 Read Post »
January 12th, 2013 Dear Lawerence; or shall I address you here within as Larry? I have just read yours of
Letter From Our Lord and CEO of All to Larry Read Post »
Today’s 4th annual third Quarterly meeting had every single Derby | Reynolds employee hi-fiving, hugging and making out with each
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OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE MONTH OF AUGUST: “lamboguinea” Congratulations to 41 people who apparently found our company’s
Kowalski’s Corner | 3: Lamboguinea Read Post »
Y’all wondering if Sean Lippy be dead these days? Guess what, nope. My mother f**king ass has been working– unlike
Fans of the United States of Derby | Reynolds™ have caught our CEO and LORD of all, Thom Derby, driving
Lord Thomas Derby’s Cars, Photographed by Fans of The United States of Derby | Reynolds™ Read Post »
Mr. Thomas Derby started off 2012 by sponsoring poor artists in poor regions of America. One of those sponsorships turned
Thom Derby, CEO & LORD of all, Sponsors & Stars on Radio Show Read Post »
… and the Fathers of the Sons destroyed it all for their Sons to Fix but they can’t and they
Lippy’s Lessons | 17: Mr. Gordin is the Son of the Father Read Post »
Thomas Derby, CEO AND LORD OF ALL IN THE YOU$A™, Buys Custom Orange Lamborghini To Replace Custom Orange H2 Hummers!
NEW COMPANY CAR! Introducing the 2012 Derby Lamboguinea™ Read Post »
NO. We have been contacted many times by kings, princes, and dying, nice elderly strangers who want to donate their
Yawl feel me? That’s right. Winter is mother fucking over. It feels like yesterday that me and T-Derbs were
Lippy’s Lessons | 16: Springtime is here, and Lippy gonna git sum! Read Post »
OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE WEEK!* “make italian nachos” Congratulations to the 19 people who apparently found our
Kowalski’s Corner | 2: make italian nachos Read Post »
OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE WEEK!* “you broke the internet” Congratulations to the 3 people who apparently found
Kowalski’s Corner | 1: you broke the internet Read Post »
Everyone at DERBY | M*THER F*CKING | REYNOLDS are proud to announce our new capitalist marketing campaign called… 90% OFF
SPENDING OVER 100K WITH TAX PAYER PENNIES? 90% OFF!* Read Post »
Today the Rockford Register Star, a little town newsletter in the peasant region of Illinois bout fitty miles from
Lippy’s Lessons | 15: My successful 34 year old body and how I looks so good! Read Post »
Well hello! It has been a long time for me, Sean Lippy, to talk to yous. I have been bizzy
Ok yawl so I was gettin my drink on at Old Chicago last night with Barry. That boy can drink.
“I be watching you on the internets of late after Stevie died and yawl gotta lotta nerve to quote the
Mr. Thom Derby happily announces the new division, “Derby | Reynolds – Marketing Solutions, A Division of DERBY | REYNOLDS”!
A Letter from Thomas Derby regarding the split of Derby | Reynolds into 2 Divisions Read Post »
