Lippy’s Lessons | 18: My Favorite Word is BENDER and Labor Day is some Bowl Sheet, Y’all!
Y’all wondering if Sean Lippy be dead these days? Guess what, nope. My mother f**king ass has been working– unlike […]
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Lippy’s Lessons | 17: Mr. Gordin is the Son of the Father
… and the Fathers of the Sons destroyed it all for their Sons to Fix but they can’t and they
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Lippy’s Lessons | 16: Springtime is here, and Lippy gonna git sum!
Yawl feel me? That’s right. Winter is mother fucking over. It feels like yesterday that me and T-Derbs were
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Lippy’s Lessons | 15: My successful 34 year old body and how I looks so good!
Today the Rockford Register Star, a little town newsletter in the peasant region of Illinois bout fitty miles from
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Lippy’s Lessons | 14: Look at that monster buck o’er there, she sho do look like she tastes good!
Well hello! It has been a long time for me, Sean Lippy, to talk to yous. I have been bizzy
Lippy’s Lessons | 13: I gots drunk with my boy Barry and wrote a poem for Mr. Gordin last night
Ok yawl so I was gettin my drink on at Old Chicago last night with Barry. That boy can drink.
Lippy’s Lessons | 12: Mr. Stevie Jobs, I will mos def stay hungry & foolish at Derby Reynolds cuz peasant life aint for me!
“I be watching you on the internets of late after Stevie died and yawl gotta lotta nerve to quote the
Lippy’s Lessons | 11: Who are yous? I tell yous!
YAWL KNOW WASSUP?! Well, it’s Friday for one; secondly, there’s been some crazy bowl sheet going down at THE WAL-MART
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Lippy’s Lessons | 10: Bill Hicks already said it for me, “Scumbags.”
There’s some bowl sheet going down at DERBY | REYNOLDS. 1. LaVonne, she a rat! That old ho be ratting
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Lippy’s Lessons | 9: My boy, T-Derbs, & I fenda christian choke hold all yawl fake churches runnin’ around as ad firms.
Yawl miss me? Well. Lemme tell yawl what’s been up really quickly without swearing. Ok sos, LaVonne Hayes (rat) is
Lippy’s Lessons | 8: Chinga Tu Madre, Lavonne! Chinga Tu Madre, You Rat Ho!
Yawl prolly know wassup today. LaVonne be rattin on me and sh!t. Old Ho told Big Bill Reynolds, one of
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Lippy’s Lessons | 7: Too many IT guys be sleepin all day eating cheetohs n’ sh!t!
I cants gets a break here at D. | R. H.Q.. Bitches in Shipping and Receiving be stealin my orange
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Lippy’s Lessons | 6: Jimmy & Linda Be Stealin’ My Orange Ethernet Cables
Now I know somebody be stealin my orange ethernet cables from the IT supply closet I keep unlocked most days.
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Lippy’s Lessons | 5: Somebody best answer Jennifer Kowalski’s phone; or I fenda read my co-workers emails.
Somebody best find Jenny girl from Marketing Research. Her phone be dialed up like a mother fucker today! I says
Lippy’s Lessons | 4: LaVonne in Public Relations made me very mad today.
LaVonne has been on my back all day about my language on the internets and I was like, “Scuse me
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Lippy’s Lessons | 3: Friday Funday Be Givin’ Me The Diarrhea Or Those ‘Talian Nachos Had Some Funky Pepperonis
Friday funday at the office can be a bit tricky. Half the staff likes to sport they orange polos with
Lippy’s Lessons | 2: This Coffee Maker Is Ruining My Day
Hello again, this is Sean Edward Lippy, IT Administrator for DERBY | REYNOLDS, checking in to relieve some office stress.
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Lippy’s Lessons | 1: Differences Between Ad Men and Douche Bags
Hello, I am Sean Lippy, IT Administrator for THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING. This is my first entry. Welcome to my
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