Lippy’s Lessons | 11: Who are yous? I tell yous!
YAWL KNOW WASSUP?! Well, it’s Friday for one; secondly, there’s been some crazy bowl sheet going down at THE WAL-MART […]
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Lippy’s Lessons | 10: Bill Hicks already said it for me, “Scumbags.”
There’s some bowl sheet going down at DERBY | REYNOLDS. 1. LaVonne, she a rat! That old ho be ratting
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Jeff Tethernick Swoons Embry-Riddle in Houston, Texas
The Color Orange (aka, DERBY | REYNOLDS) made a huge impression Friday night, Aug. 5th, in Houston, Texas. Jeff Tethernick,
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Lippy’s Lessons | 9: My boy, T-Derbs, & I fenda christian choke hold all yawl fake churches runnin’ around as ad firms.
Yawl miss me? Well. Lemme tell yawl what’s been up really quickly without swearing. Ok sos, LaVonne Hayes (rat) is
Lippy’s Lessons | 8: Chinga Tu Madre, Lavonne! Chinga Tu Madre, You Rat Ho!
Yawl prolly know wassup today. LaVonne be rattin on me and sh!t. Old Ho told Big Bill Reynolds, one of
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Trouble On The Homefront: Bill & Thom, Our Founding Fathers, Disagree & Wrestle Each Other
Derby | Reynolds’ Founding Fathers (Company Partners), Thomas Derby & William Reynolds, Punched Each Other Last Night After Arguing About
Lippy’s Lessons | 7: Too many IT guys be sleepin all day eating cheetohs n’ sh!t!
I cants gets a break here at D. | R. H.Q.. Bitches in Shipping and Receiving be stealin my orange
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There’s no Value & Respect in Advertising; There’s Only the Color of Money, & it is Orange.
Hello everyone, it’s me again, LaVonne Hayes, the P.R. Director for this wonderful ripe tomato on a vine called DERBY
Derby | Reynolds Racists Have Emotions, Customers are Right, But Derby | Reynolds Racists are 100% Wrong.
P.R. RELEASE 07-26-2011 Hello everyone, it’s me again, LaVonne Hayes, Director of Public Relations here at heaven on earth, DERBY
Lippy’s Lessons | 6: Jimmy & Linda Be Stealin’ My Orange Ethernet Cables
Now I know somebody be stealin my orange ethernet cables from the IT supply closet I keep unlocked most days.
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Lippy’s Lessons | 5: Somebody best answer Jennifer Kowalski’s phone; or I fenda read my co-workers emails.
Somebody best find Jenny girl from Marketing Research. Her phone be dialed up like a mother fucker today! I says
Lippy’s Lessons | 4: LaVonne in Public Relations made me very mad today.
LaVonne has been on my back all day about my language on the internets and I was like, “Scuse me
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The Bon Iver of Orange Company Work Polo Shirts Debuts on TV
P.R. RELEASE: 06-20-2011: Justin Vernon of Bon Iver Sports our Orange Polo With a White dot on Colbert Report! Bon
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Lippy’s Lessons | 3: Friday Funday Be Givin’ Me The Diarrhea Or Those ‘Talian Nachos Had Some Funky Pepperonis
Friday funday at the office can be a bit tricky. Half the staff likes to sport they orange polos with
Why would you want to compare yourself to Walmart?
Hello, my name is LaVonne Hayes, P.R. Director for DERBY | REYNOLDS. We’ve received some interesting inquiries lately about our
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Lippy’s Lessons | 2: This Coffee Maker Is Ruining My Day
Hello again, this is Sean Edward Lippy, IT Administrator for DERBY | REYNOLDS, checking in to relieve some office stress.
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Lippy’s Lessons | 1: Differences Between Ad Men and Douche Bags
Hello, I am Sean Lippy, IT Administrator for THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING. This is my first entry. Welcome to my
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PUTTING THE $ BACK INTO YOU$A™!
[fblike style=”standard” showfaces=”false” width=”450″ verb=”like” font=”arial”] THE UNITED $TATES OF DERBY | REYNOLD$™! While your country is celebrating freedom, fast
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JULY Newsletter from Our Company Presidents
[fblike style=”standard” showfaces=”false” width=”450″ verb=”like” font=”arial”] {READ JUNE’S LETTER}JULY 2011 Dear workforce, June was an unbelievable month for DERBY |
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SALES TEAM RAIDS N. IL’S ROCK RIVER VALLEY!
[fblike style=”standard” showfaces=”true” width=”450″ verb=”like” font=”arial”] Seeking sales revenge on ad firms that threaten our regional reps’ livelihoods in poor
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SALES TEAM RAIDS THE ROCKIES!
[fblike style=”standard” showfaces=”true” width=”450″ verb=”like” font=”arial”] On the granola trail in Ridgway, Colorado! Now seeking rich, white birkenstock wearing, granola
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Ad firm owner in Rockford, IL threatens DERBY | REYNOLDS agent and calls our company foul names!
[fblike style=”standard” showfaces=”false” width=”450″ verb=”like” font=”arial”] “I didn’t think Advertising and Marketing would be a threat to my family, safety
Honk for HOT DEALS!
If you see an orange hummer with a white polka dot driving through your cities, honk for hot deals. Our
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A Letter From Our Presidents | June 2011
Bill & I want to thank you for a great first half of the year! Our dreams we share with
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