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Lord Thomas Derby, CEO, Enters 2020 Presidential Election Race

Lord Thomas Derby, CEO, Enters 2020 Presidential Election Race

PRESS RELEASE:   FEBRUARY 20, 2020 Lord Thomas Derby, esteemed CEO of DERBY | REYNOLDS—THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™—is entering the 2020 Presidential Election Race.  The Kenosha, Wisconsin, native and adopted $ON OF $CHAUMBURG—also known as an enemy to all scumbag politicians and business owners from the  Rockford, Illinois, region—officially announced his candidacy for President of the […]

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Orange Lives Matter at Derby Reynolds

Orange lives matter with Derby | Reynolds! That’s right!

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A Day in the Life of an Account Executive (AE) According to Alyssa Sojahnowski, Derby | Reynolds’ Sexiest AE

Account Executives (AEs) and Marketing Directors at Derby Reynolds — THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™ must adhere to a strict daily schedule. Below is a daily list of events provided by our extremely attractive Jr. Sales Rep of Accounts and Executively Positive Behaviors, Alyssa Sojahnowski, to help anyone who is interested in becoming a successful AE […]

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Boosting Career Value Begins by Being the Carrot, Not a Rabbit

Jobs are no different than carrots. Like rabbits, we humans work through gravel, grass, sand, water and dirt to find the nicest carrot that fits our needs. Finding the best, healthiest, most nutritional carrot might be as easy as becoming the carrot–instead of always thinking you must be the rabbit. In fact, you should become […]

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