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Lippy’s Lessons | 7: Too many IT guys be sleepin all day eating cheetohs n’ sh!t!

July 27, 2011 • Posted by: Derby Reynolds

I cants gets a break here at D. | R. H.Q.. Bitches in Shipping and Receiving be stealin my orange custom patch cables last Friday and some of yawl be trippin up the comments sections this week! Hump day be killin me todays because of one white advertising dude. So today’s lesson is fo this dude […]

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There’s no Value & Respect in Advertising; There’s Only the Color of Money, & it is Orange.

July 27, 2011 • Posted by: Derby Reynolds

Hello everyone, it’s me again, LaVonne Hayes, the P.R. Director for this wonderful ripe tomato on a vine called DERBY | REYNOLDS. I’ve been busy of late replying to Derby | Reynolds Racists (people who hate our colorful company). I do feel bad for these people… peasants, maybe. Poor regions breed peasants. So sad! Well […]

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Derby | Reynolds Racists Have Emotions, Customers are Right, But Derby | Reynolds Racists are 100% Wrong.

July 26, 2011 • Posted by: Derby Reynolds

P.R. RELEASE 07-26-2011 Hello everyone, it’s me again, LaVonne Hayes, Director of Public Relations here at heaven on earth, DERBY | REYNOLDS. Some of our Northern Illinois Regional Reps have been the recipients of negative comments of late, one was threatened (click here to read more about that incident), and another consumer from that poor […]