Everyone at DERBY | M*THER F*CKING | REYNOLDS are proud to announce our new capitalist marketing campaign called…
90% OFF THE 1 PERCENT’S COST!
There’s a catch and it’s aimed at public school districts, state, and city government department marketing budgets! We don’t want to help other capitalist companies, we are seeking to assist tax-payer funded departments at state and city levels, including mis-managed school districts in poor cities, with saving on their marketing dollars. If your department or division is paying out more than 100k a year for marketing services, well then, your staff must also like to take showers with their clothes on. Oh, that makes no sense? Exactly, IT MAKE NO CENTS WHY YAWL BLOW THE HARD WORKING PEOPLES TAX PAYING MONIES ON GARBAGE MEN (1%)! AD FIRM OWNING SCUMBAGS (1%)! GARBAGE! YAWL LIKE LOSING MONEY ON GARBAGE?
Yes, yawl do. We’ve seen the numbers coming out of poor villages, where village economic and development departments, along with school districts, don’t balk at spending over 100k on GARBAGE, aka, marketing services.
We all know ad firms have been lining up for years, gunning down and hoarding up city and state marketing budgets at rates that cause the tax-paying people to say, “wait, how much is that department paying that ad firm… and… with our village monies?”
How many times can we the peoples hear about a person getting paid to run city and state run arts funding departments with no knowledge of the arts or what the community gives 2 shits about? That’s right, yawl know what we’re saying. COMMON CENTS, PEOPLE< COMMON CENTS ARE MISSING, and they’re ending up in the 1%’s pockets, and the pockets of the 1%’s friends.
Let’s put the money back in the middle class’s pockets- that’s our aim.
WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN FOR YOUR SHADY, STATE, CITY DRIVEN DEPARTMENT OR ORGANIZATION?
DERBY | MOTHER F*CKING | REYNOLDS WILL GIVE YOUR CITY GOVERNMENT FUNDED MARKETING NEEDS 90% OFF THE SCUMBAGS’ ESTIMATES ALL YEAR LONG! That’s right. Our freelance, professional creative employee base are experienced, and offers more with their own hands, less overhead and bullshit, than any advertising and marketing firm.
That’s right, America, this is why we are the official company of America, and the official company of the working class. We know too many professional creatives who have come to us seeking war on those they worked for, those ad firm owning scumbags who laid off designers, copywriters and programmers to keep their 4th cars and extra summer homes running, those scumbags who run around poor villages calling the workers, “free guys”, without a conscience. No more!
We are here to rob the budgets from firms that rob the tax payers monies paying for our city, state, and school marketing budgets. NO MORE GARBAGE- NO MORE GARBAGE MEN. WE’RE HERE TO RAPE YOUR BOTTOM LINE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. METAL PANTIES FOR ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD LIFE.
90% OFF THE 1 PERCENT’S COST!
*Budgets estimated at 100K and over qualify. City, State, School District leaders can contact us for more info. Provide us the numbers and copies of any contracts that your current marketing provider is charging, and we’ll decide to better it at 90%. We decide, you don’t, it’s the tax payers money anyway- EMAIL US.
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