Archive | February, 2012
Kowalski's Corner

Kowalski’s Corner | 1: you broke the internet

OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE WEEK!* “you broke the internet” Congratulations to the 3 people who apparently found our company’s website in google using that keyword phrase. You’re awesome and so are we. Til next week.       Jennifer Kowalski Marketing Research Director e:  jkowalski@derbyreynolds.com DERBY | REYNOLDS

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SPENDING OVER 100K WITH TAX PAYER PENNIES? 90% OFF!*

Everyone at DERBY | M*THER F*CKING | REYNOLDS are proud to announce our new capitalist marketing campaign called… 90% OFF THE 1 PERCENT’S COST!  There’s a catch and it’s aimed at public school districts, state, and city government department marketing budgets!  We don’t want to help other capitalist companies, we are seeking to assist tax-payer […]

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