{"id":846,"date":"2020-02-20T20:02:27","date_gmt":"2020-02-21T02:02:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/?p=846"},"modified":"2020-02-20T20:16:33","modified_gmt":"2020-02-21T02:16:33","slug":"lord-thomas-derby-ceo-enters-2020-presidential-election-race","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/lord-thomas-derby-ceo-enters-2020-presidential-election-race\/","title":{"rendered":"Lord Thomas Derby, CEO, Enters 2020 Presidential Election Race"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Lord<\/a><\/p>\n

PRESS RELEASE:\u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong>FEBRUARY 20, 2020<\/strong><\/p>\n

\n

Lord Thomas Derby<\/a>, esteemed CEO of DERBY | REYNOLDS\u2014THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™\u2014is entering the 2020 Presidential Election Race.\u00a0 <\/b>The Kenosha, Wisconsin, native and adopted $ON OF $CHAUMBURG\u2014also known as an enemy to all scumbag politicians and business owners from the\u00a0 Rockford, Illinois, region\u2014officially announced his candidacy for President of the United States of America.\u00a0 Lord Derby is running as an Independent.\u00a0 He is being endorsed by Red Lobster, Chili’s, Long John Silver’s, Culver’s, KFC, Olive Garden, and his parent company, DERBY\u00a0 | REYNOLDS.<\/p>\n

Lord Derby gathered his staff to break the news over a free buffet of crazy bread and cold crazy dipping sauce brought in by the truckload from Little Caesars for his hungry team.<\/p>\n

“GIT YO METAL PANTIES\u00ae ON, MTHRFKR$!\u00a0 LORD THOMAS DERBY, ME, THAT’S RIGHT, IS SETTING SAIL TO SHOW THESE HILLBILLY DEMOCRATS AND THAT FAT FILTHY RUSSIAN ASSET FROM THE GOP IN THE WHITE HOUSE A FEW LESSONS ABOUT TAKING THE $ OUT OF $CUMBAGS TO PUT BACK INTO THE YOU$A\u00ae™!”<\/h3>\n

Lord Derby is not debating, nor qualifies to buy and own any of the Republican and Democrat delegates who hand out nominations in exchange for cash and favors every few years.\u00a0 Derby says, “MTHRFKR$ GONNA PAY THE LORD DERBY WAY\u2014THAT’S RIGHT\u2014YOU$A\u00ae™!”<\/p>\n

Write in “Lord Thomas Derby, CEO and LORD of ALL in the YOU$A\u00ae™ (Independent)” come the first Tuesday in November 2020\u2014and follow our Lord on LinkedIn, the last frontier for self-aggrandizing, mediocre data being created by business bozos, marketing scumbags, and ignorant American egomaniacs!<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014 Jenny Kowalski<\/em>
\nPublic Relations Director and Sean Lippy’s First Tuesday Nooner of the Month Club Member<\/em>
\nDerby | Reynolds<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PRESS RELEASE:\u00a0 \u00a0FEBRUARY 20, 2020 Lord Thomas Derby, esteemed CEO of DERBY | REYNOLDS\u2014THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™\u2014is entering the 2020 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":848,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,141],"tags":[158,159,160,35,142,156,157],"class_list":["post-846","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-company-news","category-derbys-desk","tag-sanders","tag-mayor-pete","tag-independent-party","tag-news","tag-lord-thomas-derby","tag-2020-presidential-election","tag-trump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=846"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":854,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/846\/revisions\/854"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}