{"id":815,"date":"2016-06-06T11:05:26","date_gmt":"2016-06-06T16:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/?p=815"},"modified":"2016-06-06T11:20:36","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T16:20:36","slug":"jesus-correa-2017-rockford-mayoral-candidate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/jesus-correa-2017-rockford-mayoral-candidate\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus Correa \u2014 2017 Rockford Mayoral Candidate"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Derby-Reynolds_Jesus-Correa\"<\/a><\/p>\n

June 6th, 2016
\n<\/em><\/strong>\u00a9O\u00ae\u00ae\u00c9@ YOU$A\u2122
\n<\/strong>HQ PRE$$ RELEASE<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Dear Jesus, future mayor of Rockford, a poor village located south of the Wisconsin-Illinois border:<\/h1>\n

Your LORD and CEO of ALL in the YOU$A is here to help you market the market with your emotionally positive civic pride\u2014 sans public charity and federal grants.<\/span><\/p>\n

My company and its entire staff will ensure that you receive political marketing\u00a0strategeries<\/em>, metal panties\u00ae, ‘Italian nachos, mexican strombolis, lattes, potato pizzas, hand-written scripts containing marketing messages to sell the community the emotions they need to supplement the lack of opportunities\u2014YOUR CITY, YOUR STORIES\u2014nice tees, signage, stickers to pollute the YOUTUBEs, INTERNETS, and VISION RALLIES!<\/p>\n

We will host real, original, excellent vision stuff with power point transformations, ETSY and YouTubes Classes combined into one big online reputation management project\u00a0to win you the 22,000 estimated, registered votes that you will need to represent the city’s 150,000+ population. About 120,000+ unregistered voters exist. \u00a0If we can convince them to care less about fast food restaurant openings by registering to vote for you, that is a win\u2014and a historical, proud American victory\u2014for all.<\/p>\n

Why burn the city down when blowing it up with free marketing is an option? \u00a0We are\u00a0here for you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Derby | Reynolds<\/span><\/span><\/span> proudly endorses <\/span>Jesus Correa<\/span><\/span><\/span>, Green Party Candidate for Rockford, IL’s 2017 Mayoral Election!<\/span><\/span><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n

Lord Thomas Derby
\nCEO and LORD of ALL in the YOU$A\u2122
\n<\/em>Derby \u00a0| \u00a0Reynolds <\/strong>\u2013\u00a0THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING<\/em>
\n<\/em><\/strong>YOU$A\u2122<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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