{"id":700,"date":"2012-09-03T12:17:44","date_gmt":"2012-09-03T17:17:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/?p=700"},"modified":"2012-09-03T12:21:30","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T17:21:30","slug":"lippys-lessons-18-my-favorite-word-is-bender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/lippys-lessons-18-my-favorite-word-is-bender\/","title":{"rendered":"Lippy’s Lessons | 18: My Favorite Word is BENDER and Labor Day is some Bowl Sheet, Y’all!"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Sean<\/a>
Sean Lippy, I.T. Administrator<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Y’all wondering if Sean Lippy be dead these days? \u00a0Guess what, nope. \u00a0My mother f**king ass has been working\u2013 unlike most of y’all. \u00a0I work for the greatest company of all, Derby | Reynolds. \u00a0We don’t take bullish!t public sector holidays off like “Labor Day”. \u00a0Hail naw, that’s some bowl sh!t. \u00a0Most of those mother f**kers git 15-30 days off a year, some of them 2-3 months! \u00a0They had all summer to enjoy they BBQ sauces and backyard swimming parties. \u00a0Labor Day to most peoples like me, Sean Mother F**king Lippy, means we have an extra day to work while y’all party at our tax expense! \u00a0Hail NAW. \u00a0Y’all tripping on yo weekend benders. \u00a0Speaking of ‘benders’. \u00a0That be one of my favorite words to use of all times. \u00a0Check it out:<\/p>\n

Business men (SCUMBAGS IN BERGNER’S SUITS, Y’ALL!) on golf and lunch benders.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Strippers on tattoo or kitty cat adoption benders.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Teachers on weekend and Tuesday Applebees discount benders.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Nurses on God-complex benders.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Doggies on kitty cat & squirrel chasing benders.<\/strong>
\n(I like this one a lot.)<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Eggs and bacon in my stomach benders.<\/h3>\n

3 Day Love Marathons with Persian, Italian and Russian girls benders.<\/h3>\n

Poor people on booze and BBQ benders.<\/h3>\n

Talian Nachos on my face benders.<\/a><\/h3>\n

Cash monies in my wallet benders.<\/h3>\n

Thom’s Mexican Strombolis in my toilet after I eat its benders.<\/h3>\n

Drunk ladies from poor villages like Rockford, IL on Derby | Reynolds goldfish eatin’ benders.<\/h3>\n
\"KittyOrangeFish\"<\/a>
Drunk ladies from poor villages like Rockford, IL on Derby | Reynolds godfishie eaten’ benders.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Y’all know was sup. \u00a0This list be going on and on.
\nAnyway, I needs to go. \u00a0I gots to work unlike most of y’all. \u00a0To all you teachers and public sector government employees out there today, have a happy Labor Day at my expense.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s right, Lippy don\u2019t give two, three and four daily shits what you think.<\/p>\n

Sean Lippy
\nIT Administrator
\nDERBY | REYNOLDS<\/strong>
\nE:<\/strong>\u00a0seanlippy@derbyreynolds.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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