{"id":641,"date":"2012-05-15T11:17:56","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T16:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/?p=641"},"modified":"2015-09-01T12:31:38","modified_gmt":"2015-09-01T17:31:38","slug":"new-company-car-introducing-the-2012-derby-lamboguinea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/new-company-car-introducing-the-2012-derby-lamboguinea\/","title":{"rendered":"NEW COMPANY CAR!  Introducing the 2012 Derby Lamboguinea\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Thomas Derby, CEO AND LORD OF ALL IN THE YOU$A\u2122, Buys Custom Orange Lamborghini To Replace Custom Orange H2 Hummers!<\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-642 alignleft\" style=\"margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;\" title=\"Derby-Reynolds_Lambo\" src=\"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo.jpg\" alt=\"Derby Reynolds Lambo\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo.jpg 1080w, https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo-600x600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Derby-Reynolds_Lambo-1024x1024.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_643\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-643\" style=\"width: 234px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/398895_3597833305660_1268314016_33455437_1037974193_n.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-643 \" style=\"margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;\" title=\"398895_3597833305660_1268314016_33455437_1037974193_n\" src=\"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/398895_3597833305660_1268314016_33455437_1037974193_n-234x300.jpg\" alt=\"398895 3597833305660 1268314016 33455437 1037974193 N 234x300\" width=\"234\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/398895_3597833305660_1268314016_33455437_1037974193_n-234x300.jpg 234w, https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/398895_3597833305660_1268314016_33455437_1037974193_n.jpg 455w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 234px) 100vw, 234px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-643\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Thom is spotted with his new Derby Lamboguinea\u2122 in downtown Rockford, IL, a very poor village in America.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Thomas Derby, the CEO &amp; LORD of all here at DerbyReynolds.com, has decided to raid poor villages in America with his new custom orange Lamborghini. \u00a0During today&#8217;s 3.875 hour creative production meeting, Thom announced:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;<strong>I hereby declare the new company car be named DERBY LAMBOGUINEA!<\/strong> \u00a0I will plow through poor villages like Rockford and Sudan in my new, expensive, custom orange company car. \u00a0I will drive it where everyone can see it. \u00a0I will stop to smell the filth in a poor town. \u00a0I will follow the scent to the nearest coffee shops, taverns, churches, gas stations and Chilis restaurants. It is there that I will seek out garbage men on business benders, entertaining clients. \u00a0It is there where I will pull up a seat and eat and drink from the tables of poor places. \u00a0I will take their clients and their lunches when I say, do you want to take a ride with a successful business man in the Derby Lamboguinea? \u00a0Do you want to drive an orange Derby Lamboguinea to the county line and beyond? \u00a0Then, leave the scumbags and garbage men behind.&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"mailto:lordthomasderby@derbyreynolds.com\">Jennifer Kowalski<\/a><br \/>\n<\/strong><em>Director of Marketing Relations &amp; Decent Bedside Behavior \/ Assistant Deputy of Research<br \/>\nDERBY | REYNOLDS &#8211; Marketing Solutions for a World Gone Mad<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/463116_426731957340913_222304464450331_1856225_10422755_o.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-644\" style=\"margin: 0px; border: 0px initial initial;\" title=\"463116_426731957340913_222304464450331_1856225_10422755_o\" src=\"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/463116_426731957340913_222304464450331_1856225_10422755_o-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"463116 426731957340913 222304464450331 1856225 10422755 O 1024x576\" width=\"600\" height=\"300\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thomas Derby, CEO AND LORD OF ALL IN THE YOU$A\u2122, Buys Custom Orange Lamborghini To Replace Custom Orange H2 Hummers! 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