{"id":515,"date":"2011-10-10T12:21:15","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T17:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/?p=515"},"modified":"2011-12-27T11:32:59","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T17:32:59","slug":"lippys-lessons-12-mr-stevie-jobs-i-will-mos-def-stay-hungry-foolish-at-derby-reynolds-cuz-peasant-life-aint-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/lippys-lessons-12-mr-stevie-jobs-i-will-mos-def-stay-hungry-foolish-at-derby-reynolds-cuz-peasant-life-aint-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Lippy’s Lessons | 12: Mr. Stevie Jobs, I will mos def stay hungry & foolish at Derby Reynolds cuz peasant life aint for me!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Facebook nerds and domestic peasants polluted the internet with Mr. Stevie's quotes, but Sean Lippy says:<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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“I be watching you on the internets of late after Stevie died and yawl gotta lotta nerve to quote the one man who broke all the rules while you sit back on your peasant lives being the same as everyone else. \u00a0Have you thought differently today? No. \u00a0Did you pass up your 3 egg and bacon breakfast because you’d rather have the STEAK BUFFET?! No. MORE IMPORTANTLY, have you been foolish? No. \u00a0Yawl lame, \u00a0Quoting Steve on facebook dot com, while living your dull, domestic, peasant lives is an offense to the weirdos and nerds everywhere.”\u00a0– Sean Lippy<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yo yo yo! What is up with all of you doggies today? \u00a0Word? \u00a0I have many words to share since I last checked in with yawl. \u00a0First and foremost, how are all my favorite mother fuckers doing? \u00a0That’s nice, I am doing great- thank you for asking. \u00a0See how I swore there? \u00a0A while back some of yous may remember me having to calm down on the naughty words but big things have gone down at THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING, and Iwas asked to keep it quiet for a bit till the legal nonsense subsided.<\/span><\/h3>\n

My boy, T-Derbs and his long time business partner, Big Ol’ Bill Reynolds, separated Derby | Reynolds into 2 division<\/strong>. \u00a0I work for my boy’s division, Marketing Solutions. \u00a0Big Bill fends to launch his division, Marketing Services, pretty soon. Bill was not on the same page with Thom, and started making crazy demands like, firing me. Truth be told, Big Bill is having night time relations and daytime naps with that old ho, LaVonne Hayes, in Public Relations<\/a>! \u00a0Gramma LaVonne <\/a>has been wanting me fired since day 1, but now she and Bill aints my problems anymore. \u00a0Thom Derby decided his best interests laid in continuing to provide publishing, industry critique, and satire with the Marketing Solutions division. \u00a0We aims to help professional creatives in need of respite from the shitty ethics that they be victims to. \u00a0Thom said to me, “Seanny, you don’t worry, your job is safe with me. \u00a0Continue telling the industry what you think about it. \u00a0They need a dose of their own ass in their face.” \u00a0T-Derbs, my boy, always be giving it back to the scumbags like Bill Hicks<\/a> used to do! \u00a0Thommy boy just released a statement<\/strong>, read more<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I have so much more to share but isn’t it sad about mister Stevie Jobs? \u00a0The King of all Nerds, my favorite American I.T. icon. \u00a0His path truly inspired my own. Let me recap for yous how Stevie and I are so alike.<\/strong> \u00a0I dropped out of college to backpack Europe, met some good times, ate some shrooms, dreamt of small computers, nice butts, and big boobs. I slept with a different girl in each European city and then came back to America to take over the I.T. world with my innovative ideas. And here I am! \u00a0Talking to you- I am Sean Mother Fucking Lippy, I.T. ADMINISTRATOR for DERBY | REYNOLDS – MARKETING SOLUTIONS, A DIVISION OF DERBY | REYNOLDS<\/em>.<\/strong> Damn! Typing that shit is long.<\/p>\n

One time I faced with a terrible decision to make and I had to tell myself, “What would Stevie do? (WWSD?)” So I chose the orange ethernet cables because they matched DERBY REYNOLDS polo shirts. \u00a0Very tough decision because I don’t wear polo shirts. Mr. T Derby let’s me wear custom stitched logos on my white collar dress shirts. I have been faced with many WWSD? situations in my brilliant career and each time he has brought me to a peaceful intergalactic place with my decisions.<\/p>\n