{"id":375,"date":"2011-07-21T14:36:57","date_gmt":"2011-07-21T19:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/?p=375"},"modified":"2011-07-28T18:27:05","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T23:27:05","slug":"lippys-lessons-6-jimmy-linda-be-stealin-my-orange-ethernet-cables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/lippys-lessons-6-jimmy-linda-be-stealin-my-orange-ethernet-cables\/","title":{"rendered":"Lippy’s Lessons | 6: Jimmy & Linda Be Stealin’ My Orange Ethernet Cables"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Lippy<\/a>Now I know somebody be stealin my orange ethernet cables from the IT supply closet I keep unlocked most days. \u00a0I’ve had a hunch for weeks that my orange cables were sneakin out on me but today confirmed my hunches. \u00a0Let me say this up front, it ain’t about the cables, it’s about somebody fenda be stealin from me, Sean Lippy, IT Administrator. \u00a0Not only does it take a lot longer for these special cables to arrive because of the company logo and shit being on the cable, but it ain’t cool to steal from my mother fucking supplies closet. This shit ain’t cheap, and it sure ain’t free.<\/p>\n

I know what yawl got goin on at home, wiring your networks between the childrens rooms and the living room. \u00a0Instead of paying me a few extra bucks with a nice dinner to come on over to your white picket fence house, to set up your home network, yawl prefer to steal from me. Shit ain’t cool, mother fuckers. I left for lunch at 12:23 today and I intentionally left my office wide open, along with everything unlocked and guess what? \u00a0I RECORDED YAWL MOTHER FUCKERS ON ONE OF THE \u00a0IMACS’ EYE CAM I GOTS SITTING HERE WAITING TO BE UPGRADED!<\/strong>\u00a0\u00a0I CAUGHT YAWL AND GO FIGURE, THE THIEVES ARE FROM SHIPPING & RECEIVING.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Derby<\/a><\/p>\n

JIMMY SCHNIEDER AND LINDA ROGERS, CAUGHT, ORANGE MOTHER FUCKIN HANDED. I GOT BOTH YAWL WALKIN IN MY OFFICE, LOOKIING AROUND LAUGHING, STEPPPING INTO MY CLOSET, FUCKING- COME ON NOW- WHY YAWL GOTTA FUCK IN MY OFFICE?! \u00a0THEN, YAWL WALK RIGHT OUT WITH 2 MOTHER FUCKING ORANGE CABLES! \u00a0LIKE FUCKING IN MY OFFICE WASN’T ENOUGH, JIMMY? MAN I”VE BEEN GOOD TO YOU. WHAT I TELL YOU ABOUT THESE OFFICE GIRLS? MAN IT AIN’T NO DIFFERENT FOR THOSE CRAZY HOES IN SHIPPING & RECEIVING! \u00a0BOTH YAWL IN TROUBLE.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yawl best think twice about what choo do when I ain’t here cause my mother fuckin’ eye cams be runnin 24\/7 now and I, Sean LIppy, IT ADMINISTRATOR,\u00a0fenda report yawl.<\/p>\n

Sean Lippy
\nIT Administrator
\nDERBY | REYNOLDS
\n<\/strong>E:<\/strong>\u00a0seanlippy@derbyreynolds.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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