{"id":329,"date":"2011-07-18T20:18:05","date_gmt":"2011-07-18T20:18:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/?p=329"},"modified":"2011-07-28T18:23:28","modified_gmt":"2011-07-28T23:23:28","slug":"lippys-lessons-4-lavonne-in-public-relations-made-me-very-mad-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/lippys-lessons-4-lavonne-in-public-relations-made-me-very-mad-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Lippy’s Lessons | 4: LaVonne in Public Relations made me very mad today."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Sean<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Lavonne<\/a>LaVonne has been on my back all day about my language on the internets and I was like, “Scuse me Ms. Hayes<\/a>? Who the hell do you think you are? I’ve seen what you’ve been saying to the consumers on the web site!<\/a>” She be like, “Sean, there’s a big difference how and when I swear vs. how you swear publicly. \u00a0I choose my words carefully- you come across as an angry I.T. guy. \u00a0I come across as a nice, authoritative lady who knows her mother fucking shit.”<\/p>\n

I could not stop laughing! That old ho be swearing right at my face telling me to watch my mother fucking language on the internets?! So I best be telling her now on the internets what I really think about my language vs. her language!<\/p>\n

“Listen here, LaVonne. My name is Sean Mother Fucking Lippy. I work in IT, you work in Public Relations. \u00a0I don’t need to worry about shit. YOU NEED TO WORRY, NOT ME, LAVONNE, I KNOW MORE THAN 10 MOTHER FUCKING LANGUAGES- HOW MANY YOU KNOW LAVONNE?! HUH? \u00a0I know PHP, CSS, HTML, HTML5, FRENCH, JAVASCRIPT, C++, SPANISH, MS-DOS, ENGLISH, AS, ASP, RUSSIAN AND SO MANY MORE I CAN’T KEEP UP.<\/strong> You mind your own fucking business and I’ll mind my own. If you can’t, I fend to report your actions to Mr. Derby and Reynolds<\/a>. Those mother fuckers know what’s up with my speech in the YOU$A. FREEDOM, LAVONNE, FREEDOM. You don’t like it? Yawl can move to Texas, or Nebraska. You best watch yourself, LaVonne, cause this mother fucker sees all your emails- and I know what you be up to with that Match dot com shit during work hours.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Sean Lippy don’t have time for this bullshit on a Monday.<\/p>\n

Sean Lippy
\nIT Administrator
\nDERBY | REYNOLDS<\/strong>
\nE:<\/strong>\u00a0seanlippy@derbyreynolds.com<\/a>
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LaVonne has been on my back all day about my language on the internets and I was like, “Scuse me […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":345,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[35,39,40,43,52],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lippy","tag-news","tag-lippys-lessons","tag-sean-lippy","tag-lavonne-hayes","tag-public-relations-made-me-very-mad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":342,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions\/342"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derbyreynolds.com\/marketing-solutions\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}