September 3, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
Y’all wondering if Sean Lippy be dead these days? Guess what, nope. My mother f**king ass has been working– unlike most of y’all. I work for the greatest company of all, Derby | Reynolds. We don’t take bullish!t public sector holidays off like “Labor Day”. Hail naw, that’s some bowl sh!t. Most of those mother […]
June 26, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
Fans of the United States of Derby | Reynolds™ have caught our CEO and LORD of all, Thom Derby, driving many vintage and collectible cars over the years. Below are a few photos of Thom’s cars that our soldiers have sent us. If you see Thom or one of our sales raid members driving through […]
May 30, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
Mr. Thomas Derby started off 2012 by sponsoring poor artists in poor regions of America. One of those sponsorships turned into a part-time starring role for Thom. Our CEO and LORD of all has joined the incredible radio show, Andy & Reggie’s Songs About Stuff & Things Radio Hour. 12 episodes total season 1, the […]
May 30, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
… and the Fathers of the Sons destroyed it all for their Sons to Fix but they can’t and they don’t and it won’t stop cause this is America and pastyassed sons of good ol’ boys be runnin Taco Johns and loving on Motley Crüe. Yo yo yo smothér sü©kers, this here Lippy Lesson goes […]
May 15, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
Thomas Derby, CEO AND LORD OF ALL IN THE YOU$A™, Buys Custom Orange Lamborghini To Replace Custom Orange H2 Hummers! Thomas Derby, the CEO & LORD of all here at DerbyReynolds.com, has decided to raid poor villages in America with his new custom orange Lamborghini. During today’s 3.875 hour creative production meeting, Thom announced: “I […]
March 22, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
NO. We have been contacted many times by kings, princes, and dying, nice elderly strangers who want to donate their remaining monies or possessions to our company. We do not accept such here at AMERICA’S COMPANY, Derby | Reynolds. Our fearless leader, Thom Derby, states, “We believe in a God Damned motto that I made […]
March 19, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
Yawl feel me? That’s right. Winter is mother fucking over. It feels like yesterday that me and T-Derbs were hunting for monster bucks and saw that orange-furred monster doe with the white dot on it. Was it all a dream? Hail fucking no. What you think? Lippy don’t dream, he scheme, that’s right- I […]
March 19, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE WEEK!* “make italian nachos” Congratulations to the 19 people who apparently found our company’s website in google using that keyword phrase. We believe you were able to locate our site because our legendary I.T. admin, Sean Lippy, has written many times about his love for ‘”Talian Nachos“. Read […]
February 23, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE WEEK!* “you broke the internet” Congratulations to the 3 people who apparently found our company’s website in google using that keyword phrase. You’re awesome and so are we. Til next week. Jennifer Kowalski Marketing Research Director e: [email protected] DERBY | REYNOLDS
February 22, 2012
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Posted by: Derby Reynolds
Everyone at DERBY | M*THER F*CKING | REYNOLDS are proud to announce our new capitalist marketing campaign called… 90% OFF THE 1 PERCENT’S COST! There’s a catch and it’s aimed at public school districts, state, and city government department marketing budgets! We don’t want to help other capitalist companies, we are seeking to assist tax-payer […]