Derby | Reynolds

Hello, my name is LaVonne Hayes, P.R. Director for DERBY | REYNOLDS. We’ve received some interesting inquiries lately about our message, “THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING”. Mr. Derby & Williams have asked me to release a statement about such matters. Today we received another comment. This one came attached with a name, most don’t. So, to […]

Hello again, this is Sean Edward Lippy, IT Administrator for DERBY | REYNOLDS, checking in to relieve some office stress. I’ve been drinking questionable coffee again today so forgive me ahead of time before my mother fucking mouth goes off the rails. How hard is it for your office manager to make sure that the […]

Hello, I am Sean Lippy, IT Administrator for THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING. This is my first entry. Welcome to my corner of the world, where functionality trumps cosmetics in Marketing & Advertising. What does that mean?  MY JOB IS TO ENSURE (NOT TO INSURE– ENSURE IS A WHOLE LOT DIFFERENT THAN INSURE, AMERICAN’T) EVERYTHING IS […]

THE UNITED $TATES OF DERBY | REYNOLD$™! While your country is celebrating freedom, fast food, real estate, banking, porn, greed, religion, or hell, even while your marketing dollars are being misspent by ad firm owners on 4 day benders, DERBY | REYNOLDS is putting the $ back in the YOU$A™! That’s right! We are teaming up […]

{READ JUNE’S LETTER}JULY 2011 Dear workforce, June was an unbelievable month for DERBY | REYNOLDS. We tried to save a very poor region in Illinois called Rockford but had to retreat due to labor threats made by competing ad firm owners and churches acting as ad firms.  They must’ve not read the book (in college) […]