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Thom's other Lamboguinea, used for sales raids in poor villages, photographed by Jeremy in Rockford, IL

Kowalski’s Corner | 3: Lamboguinea

OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE MONTH OF AUGUST: “lamboguinea” Congratulations to 41 people who apparently found our company’s website in Google using that keyword.  We believe you were able to locate our site because our CEO and LORD OF ALL, Thomas Derby, has been seen driving his new, custom orange, Lamboguinea through poor […]

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Kowalski’s Corner | 2: make italian nachos

OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE WEEK!* “make italian nachos” Congratulations to the 19 people who apparently found our company’s website in google using that keyword phrase.  We believe you were able to locate our site because our legendary I.T. admin, Sean Lippy, has written many times about his love for ‘”Talian Nachos“.  Read […]

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Kowalski's Corner

Kowalski’s Corner | 1: you broke the internet

OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE WEEK!* “you broke the internet” Congratulations to the 3 people who apparently found our company’s website in google using that keyword phrase. You’re awesome and so are we. Til next week.       Jennifer Kowalski Marketing Research Director e:  jkowalski@derbyreynolds.com DERBY | REYNOLDS

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L>R: Thomas Derby and William Reynolds first met at  Leo Burnett, date of photo unknown though the office rumor is 1982, Chicago.  The ties reveal the origin of the Derby | Reynolds logo.

Trouble On The Homefront: Bill & Thom, Our Founding Fathers, Disagree & Wrestle Each Other

Derby | Reynolds’ Founding Fathers (Company Partners), Thomas Derby & William Reynolds, Punched Each Other Last Night After Arguing About Sean Lippy’s Language On the Internets. P.R. Release: 07.28.2011 Breaking news here at the company home front.  Thom Derby & Bill Reynolds had a heated argument last night regarding our I.T. Administrator’s language here on […]

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Lippy’s Lessons | 5: Somebody best answer Jennifer Kowalski’s phone; or I fenda read my co-workers emails.

Somebody best find Jenny girl from Marketing Research. Her phone be dialed up like a mother fucker today! I says to Alyssa today, “yo Lyssa baby where the hell is Jenny girl at? That shit be ringin off the hook! Bitch locked dat doe and left the ringer volume on eleven! Come on, she know […]

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