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Orange Lives Matter at Derby Reynolds

Orange lives matter with Derby | Reynolds! That’s right!

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90% Off


Everyone at DERBY | M*THER F*CKING | REYNOLDS are proud to announce our new capitalist marketing campaign called… 90% OFF THE 1 PERCENT’S COST!  There’s a catch and it’s aimed at public school districts, state, and city government department marketing budgets!  We don’t want to help other capitalist companies, we are seeking to assist tax-payer […]

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THE UNITED $TATES OF DERBY | REYNOLD$™! While your country is celebrating freedom, fast food, real estate, banking, porn, greed, religion, or hell, even while your marketing dollars are being misspent by ad firm owners on 4 day benders, DERBY | REYNOLDS is putting the $ back in the YOU$A™! That’s right! We are teaming up […]

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Honk for hot deals, Chicago! It’s not all fun & games for our regional reps.  In between helping poor cities like Rockford, IL, we take the time to visit historical and financially successful capitalist landmarks.

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Ad firm owner in Rockford, IL threatens DERBY | REYNOLDS agent and calls our company foul names!

“I didn’t think Advertising and Marketing would be a threat to my family, safety and livelihood- but I forgot that I live in Rockford, IL.” An angry, ad firm owner from Rockford, IL, physically approached one of our off-duty regional marketing reps on June 7th, 2011 in the late morning.  No body contact was made […]

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Honk for HOT DEALS!

If you see an orange hummer with a white polka dot driving through your cities, honk for hot deals.  Our most successful regional reps travel in packs to save money on travel and gas while saving your businesses 50% of the marketing costs the other guys are quoting you. Unlike other hummers, our eco-friendly sales […]

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3 Steps to Help Your Business $ave Now!

Thomas Derby & William Reynolds noticed after years of marketing and advertising experience that companies were tired of paying fair to medium to top dollar costs for high quality marketing solutions related to a company’s product or service needs. They also noticed that many companies were executing positions and departments that for decades provided the […]

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We’ll take their cost and cut it in half!

Web Sites, Commercials, SEO TASKS, Social Media Strategy, B2B Research, Catalogs:  and more! That’s right. You heard us right.  We at Derby | Reynolds believe in saving you more money.  Experience has taught our team that your bottom line is our top concern. Visit any ad firm online or call them, not just the few […]

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