OUR KEYWORD SEARCH RESULT WINNER(s) OF THE MONTH OF AUGUST:
Congratulations to 41 people who apparently found our company’s website in Google using that keyword. We believe you were able to locate our site because our CEO and LORD OF ALL, Thomas Derby, has been seen driving his new, custom orange, Lamboguinea through poor villages on sales raids this summer (click here to see photos that our poor peasant fans took of him).
Keep an eye out for the white dot on an orange lamboguinea driving down a downtown road near you soon! Til next time, thanks for searching and thanks for finding us in the most ridiculous way possible. Thank you all for keeping stupid alive, America.
Marketing Research Director
DERBY | REYNOLDS