Thomas Derby, CEO AND LORD OF ALL IN THE YOU$A™, Buys Custom Orange Lamborghini To Replace Custom Orange H2 Hummers!
Thomas Derby, the CEO & LORD of all here at DerbyReynolds.com, has decided to raid poor villages in America with his new custom orange Lamborghini. During today’s 3.875 hour creative production meeting, Thom announced:
“I hereby declare the new company car be named DERBY LAMBOGUINEA! I will plow through poor villages like Rockford and Sudan in my new, expensive, custom orange company car. I will drive it where everyone can see it. I will stop to smell the filth in a poor town. I will follow the scent to the nearest coffee shops, taverns, churches, gas stations and Chilis restaurants. It is there that I will seek out garbage men on business benders, entertaining clients. It is there where I will pull up a seat and eat and drink from the tables of poor places. I will take their clients and their lunches when I say, do you want to take a ride with a successful business man in the Derby Lamboguinea? Do you want to drive an orange Derby Lamboguinea to the county line and beyond? Then, leave the scumbags and garbage men behind.”
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