SALES TEAM RAIDS N. IL’S ROCK RIVER VALLEY!

Seeking sales revenge on ad firms that threaten our regional reps’ livelihoods in poor cities like Rockford, IL!

WE ARE COMING FOR YOUR CLIENTS AND YOUR UNHAPPY EMPLOYEES SINCE YOU ARE THREATENING OUR AGENTS AND CAUSING THEM TO RESIGN BECAUSE THEY FEEL UNSAFE TO WORK IN A MARKET THAT CATERS TO EXECUTIVE AD FIRM OWNING SAVAGES!

“WE FEEL SO BAD FOR THE HARD WORKING PEOPLE OF ROCKFORD ILLINOIS!  THEY DEAL WITH EXECUTIVE SAVAGES AND BUSINESS BUMS. THESE MEN (AD FIRM OWNERS) & WOMEN (ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES IN HOOKER BOOTS) SHOULD GO BACK TO SCHOOL, TAKE A MARKETING 101 COURSE, LEARN THAT WITH CAPITALISM COMES COMPETITION; OR DON’T LEARN AND GIT READY TO PUTT ON YER METAL PANTIES!” – Thomas Derby

WE WILL SAVE YOUR CLIENTS MONEY AND FEED YOUR OVERWORKED STAFF THE RIGHT WAY WITH DERBY | REYNOLDS! THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING!


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